On the recommendation of our waitress, we started with a buy sildenafil citrate online canadian pharmacy Lust for Life cocktail. Cachaça, zesty lime and sweet passion fruit make for a sweet and sharp cocktail that I could drink by the bucket.
(For the record: I didn’t. But I could.)
It’s fruity and sharp and absolutely yum. I’d go back for the cocktail alone to be honest – that’s how good it was.
It almost overshadowed the cake tray. Almost. But not quite.
Because the tea-tray – wait for it – the tea-tray is made out of VINYL RECORDS. How cool is that?
Then there’s ‘Shut-Up – The Stranglers’, a pair of red lips with a silver zip, made of white chocolate and stuffed with frozen strawberry and basil parfait. This was one of my favourites, but it’s veryyyy sweet.
The silver studded chocolate Swiss Roll is called ‘Going Round in Circles – Alternative TV’. It’s super dark, super chocolatey and really, really good. I couldn’t finish my slice because it’s so rich, but Vicky absolutely loved it.
And finally, I give you the Mohican-inspired cake: ‘Sigue Sigue Sputnik – 21st Century Boy’. Soft and jelly-like, filled with mousse and, again, incredddddibly sweet.
This is very much a sweet person’s afternoon tea. If you’re more of a savoury girl (or guy!) then this is maybe not one for you!
So final thoughts: the savoury treats need a bit of work. Honestly, the sandwiches were bland and forgettable.
BUT. The cakes are insane. Insaaaane.
Favourites: the parfait lips, the cocktails and (of course) the scones. If I ever find scones that are better than these, I’ll be sure to let you know!