I need a volunteer.
Someone needs to come over RIGHT NOW and sing soft kitty to me.
Preferably whilst stroking my hair and feeding me jammy donuts and hot tea…
Sob.
My seasonal cold has kicked in and I’m sad and sick and I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING.
Seriously. I’ve eaten so much today it’s not even funny.
I might be taking this “feed a cold” thing a leeeettle bit too seriously…
I’m also watching Ever After High on Netflix. In case anyone was interested.
Does anyone else immediately turn to silly children’s cartoons when they feel sick?
No? Just me? OK…
On the bright side of this miserable frikkin’ cold is the glorious week I’ve had. Check it out!
1. Heather on the North Yorkshire moors! So pretty, so purple and it smells sooooo good. I’ve not ever managed to get up to visit during the season before but it’s SO worth the trip. AND I now have a jar of heather honey for my toast. Jealous? You should be.
2. 30 Day Shred. I’ve been getting back into my exercise DVDs recently and I’m loving every second of it! Not sure my quads would agree though… Ouchy!
3. The Forbidden Corner. We visited this magical, crazy, fairytale garden in North Yorkshire yesterday and it was SUCH FUN!
4. Leeds. I’m so excited for our blogger roadtrip up to the Blogger’s Blog Awards! The coach and hotel are booked, and I’m meeting my best friend for brunch the day after the awards and it’s gonna be aweeesommmme. (PS. Did I mention you could vote for me to win an award?? Cos you totes can!)
5. The PostModern JukeBox version of the Titanic Theme Song. LISTEN. LISTEN HOW COOL IS IT? SO COOL. I KNOW RIGHT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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6. Little Old Lady opening her birthday present. OMG SO ADORABLE.
8. Goat’s pizza with sumac yoghurt and cabbage. So good, so yum, SO BIG AND DELICIOUS. Karen, Jasmin and I popped along to Homeslice on Thursday. We queued for nearly 2h but the pizza was soooo good!
7. Lisa Kudrow and Taylor Swift singing Smelly Cat. I mean. Is there anything else that needs to be said?
9. ASOS Premier. Ten pounds and I get free next day delivery with ASOS for a year. Best tenner I’ve spent in a long while!
10. Dungarees. I finally got my hands on the 90s style dungarees I’ve had on my wishlist since forever and OH BOY THEY SO GOOD. I love them. A lot. They’re super cosy and I’ve worn them 3 days out of the last 5!
Yeah erm… My apologies on the whole moaning-about-being-super-sick thing.
I’m really not good at being ill. It makes me grumpy.
So let’s try again shall we?
Happy Bank holiday Monday everyone! :)
Have you all had a lovely weekend? What have you all been up to?





